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How to moon a beautiful woman

As the adage goes: give someone a program, you'll frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you'll frustrate them for a lifetime :=). I choose to digress a little and talk about Bonita. From how to never moon a werewolf here comes how to charm a 'gawjus' woman. Lets take a scenario of the classic movie 'TOP GUN'. Where Tom handles Kelly..... They have just finished eating dinner, and they are talking. She looks at him and says. "This is going to be complicated", implying that she's falling for him. What would most Kenyan guys do if they were getting a green light like this one? They would quickly make a pass at her and kiss her. Not Tom. He looks at her, then gets up and says, I'm going to take a shower." At first it seems as if he was going to walk into her shower and take it, but ah ah!....he walks out, gets on his bike and rides off. The first time I saw these scenes ages ago, I just thought what a wuss ...